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It takes so damn long!
to figure out what’s right
what’s up, what’s down
but I don’t trust other people’s data or opinions
my dentist told me I had a cavity
maybe he just wants some extra cash
you can get a mouth mirror on Amazon
stainless steel — only $4.90!
I took a look inside
didn’t see much
found a video on YouTube
to see what real cavities look like
a week later my mouth hurt
but that dentist isn’t trustworthy
so I shelled out some real money
bought a drill — I could do this myself
ended up in the emergency room
but I don’t regret it
who knows what would have happened
if I’d listened to that blood-sucking dentist
plus, now that I’m home recovering
i’m getting into buying stocks
lots of time to do my own research
think I’m gonna hit it big
my cousin told me to be careful
but what does he know?
since he’s a stockbroker
